chronic misbehavior

i was asked to give a written statement on the behavior of one of my worst behaved students today... it included the following... none of this is a lie or exaggerated...

"Examples of ________’s misbehavior in my class include, but are not limited to the following… cursing, talking back to the teacher, attempting to fight other students in the middle of class, verbal altercations with other students in class, sleeping in class, calling me “pimp, little gangster, player, boy” and other disrespectful phrases, discussing smoking weed in class, discussing fighting and or harming other students physically, slapping other students in the middle of class, getting out of his seat and leaving the classroom in the middle of class, threatening students, threatening the teacher, discussing sex, discussing drugs, discussing bowl movements, and other general lewd comments."

Also another one of my students who is a serious behavior issue was going Christmas caroling at a nursing home today with an after school program. When asked how she felt about the upcoming carols she responded. "Them old people better not mess with me or I'll slap them upside their head." I think she may have missed out on the Christmas spirit of the carols. Oh and one last one... here is a poem written by a student who I do not have in class, but who comes by my room every day and demands candy. It was written a couple of years ago, but is a gem nonetheless. It is entitled "Angry Poem"

"Roses is Red... Violets is Blue... Why everybody don't like Obama? That's some bullshit."

Have a nice day. Peace.